Well my brother asked me to be the breast man at his wedding. I got that a little mixed up, and spend some time in the hospital. Now his wife won’t even talk to me. It was a completely understandable misunderstanding, I thought.
Ok man, I thought it was s good joke, 100% original from myself.
Well my brother asked me to be the breast man at his wedding. I got that a little mixed up, and spend some time in the hospital. Now his wife won’t even talk to me. It was a completely understandable misunderstanding, I thought.
Ok man, I thought it was s good joke, 100% original from myself.
Perhaps if we were discussing breasts. Or you mentionned them.
No, they worried about that too, but they found it waaay before she got pregnant when she had apendicitis when she was younger. Apparently she just basically has the equivalent of two livers for the price of one… Everything is healthy, they just didn’t want to risk complications (I was 9.8 pounds and my brother was 9.4).
My 100 pound wife had a 11 pound baby. Apparently all went just as it was supposed to, though, and went quickly as well. She was apparently well-designed for that sort of thing, which makes it all a whole lot more bearable.
All the same, I’m glad to be on this side of the baby-producing/non baby-producing divide.
No, they worried about that too, but they found it waaay before she got pregnant when she had apendicitis when she was younger. Apparently she just basically has the equivalent of two livers for the price of one… Everything is healthy, they just didn’t want to risk complications (I was 9.8 pounds and my brother was 9.4).
My 100 pound wife had a 11 pound baby. Apparently all went just as it was supposed to, though, and went quickly as well. She was apparently well-designed for that sort of thing, which makes it all a whole lot more bearable.
All the same, I’m glad to be on this side of the baby-producing/non baby-producing divide.
We get the inability to squeeze babies out.
They get multiple orgasms. It’s up to you to decide what’s better
I dunno, I like what I have. Better to give than to receive, after all.
Yep, perfectly satisfied here.
Whoa Acci, quite the little one you had there. My nephew came out at 8lbs and change (I didn’t count the change, they gave it to the doctor as a tip I think) from my brother’s less than 100 pound wife, and I thought that was pushing it…
I actually got your joke Neo, but didn’t think I had.. lol
Whoa Acci, quite the little one you had there. My nephew came out at 8lbs and change (I didn’t count the change, they gave it to the doctor as a tip I think) from my brother’s less than 100 pound wife, and I thought that was pushing it…
And apparently that sort of size didn’t come from her side of the family (they actually tended to be smaller than usual), so it likely is a trait from my genetics. So all you womenfolk here who are constantly begging to bear my children had better keep that in mind. Especially if I decide to go all Russian and have 60+ kids.
