Eeep.

My brother and I took it easy on our Mom. Scalpel babies the lot of us

My Mom has a super large liver, so they didn’t want to take a chance…

There’s a joke in there somewhere about Canadians and large livers, but I’m too lazy to come up with it

My sister and I are caesarian sections.

Apparently the local anaesthetic didn’t work on her so they just gassed her.

MadCarlotta - 03 August 2007 10:26 AM

There’s a joke in there somewhere about Canadians and large livers, but I’m too lazy to come up with it

You watch what you say about my Mom’s liver!

She’s got her own large combat boots too...

Transfrmr - 03 August 2007 10:20 AM

Eeep.

My brother and I took it easy on our Mom. Scalpel babies the lot of us

My Mom has a super large liver, so they didn’t want to take a chance…

Is your Mom’s liver still enlarged?  Was this caused by the pregnancies or diabetes related?  Usually an enlarged liver means there is another problem going on.

hulitoons - 03 August 2007 11:51 AM

Transfrmr - 03 August 2007 10:20 AM

Eeep.

My brother and I took it easy on our Mom. Scalpel babies the lot of us

My Mom has a super large liver, so they didn’t want to take a chance…

Is your Mom’s liver still enlarged?  Was this caused by the pregnancies or diabetes related?  Usually an enlarged liver means there is another problem going on.

No, they worried about that too, but they found it waaay before she got pregnant when she had apendicitis when she was younger. Apparently she just basically has the equivalent of two livers for the price of one… Everything is healthy, they just didn’t want to risk complications (I was 9.8 pounds and my brother was 9.4).

My Mom is, however a proud Breast Cancer survivor. She’s been kicking it’s butt all over town. Early detection ladies, early detection! If you don’t want to do the exams yourself, I’m sure you can find plenty of volunteers

Transfrmr - 03 August 2007 12:11 PM

hulitoons - 03 August 2007 11:51 AM

Transfrmr - 03 August 2007 10:20 AM

Eeep.

My brother and I took it easy on our Mom. Scalpel babies the lot of us

My Mom has a super large liver, so they didn’t want to take a chance…

Is your Mom’s liver still enlarged?  Was this caused by the pregnancies or diabetes related?  Usually an enlarged liver means there is another problem going on.

No, they worried about that too, but they found it waaay before she got pregnant when she had apendicitis when she was younger. Apparently she just basically has the equivalent of two livers for the price of one… Everything is healthy, they just didn’t want to risk complications (I was 9.8 pounds and my brother was 9.4).

My Mom is, however a proud Breast Cancer survivor. She’s been kicking it’s butt all over town. Early detection ladies, early detection! If you don’t want to do the exams yourself, I’m sure you can find plenty of volunteers

I think you’ve hit upon the reason a lot of people want to be doctors. And gynaecologists.

What do you call a Jedi who knows a lot about fannies?

OB-GYN Kenobi.

My mother has survived breast cancer too.

MC - *eep*

Renquist - It takes only a short walk down the street with eyes wide open to look at all the females you pass and decide that unless you can be a celebrity gynecologist, it’s just not worth it. Of course, even then it’s a hefty decision.

Transfrmr - 03 August 2007 12:48 PM

MC - *eep*

Renquist - It takes only a short walk down the street with eyes wide open to look at all the females you pass and decide that unless you can be a celebrity gynecologist, it’s just not worth it. Of course, even then it’s a hefty decision.

Try walking down Argyle St on a Saturday. I’d rather look down the barrel of a cannon than up some of their baby-cannons!

Renquist - 03 August 2007 12:50 PM

Try walking down Argyle St on a Saturday. I’d rather look down the barrel of a cannon than up some of their baby-cannons!

You really really need a late-night talk show.