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Man gets caught doing some very naughty things with his canine pal.
 
Mort
Posted: 01 November 2005 07:24 AM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb606/F2241577?thread=1247780

If this isn’t the funniest story ever, I don’t know what is!

Man caught being buggered by his dog, tries to pass it off as rape.

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Posted: 01 November 2005 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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“The dog pulled my trousers down.”

LOL

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Mort
Posted: 01 November 2005 09:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I’ve taken that Judges comment and used it as my signature from now on, it’s fantatsic!

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Posted: 01 November 2005 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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This reminds me of a very odd thing I saw one day on a TV Station called reality T.V where a guy was going to the toilet in a field and is attacked by a Donkey that appears to rape him (OW)...the strangest thing was that his friends continued to film as he was chased around the field. Admittedly the voice did reduce me to a fit of giggles…in dramatic american movie trailer voice “This man thought he was flirting with disaster whereas in fact, the donkey thought he was flirting with him”. SO strange

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Terry Austin
Posted: 01 November 2005 10:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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There was a day when the dog would have stood trial for rape, and possibly even convicted.

Of course, that days was a *long* time ago.

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Posted: 01 November 2005 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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There will one day be a time when this bloke can sue the dog for sexual assault or something. Not long now I predict.

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Posted: 30 November 2005 06:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Deediddums—> I love your sig by the way.  “And Instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know you realize that life goes fast; it’s hard to make the good things last.”

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