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Smerk
Posted: 01 November 2005 03:34 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Trivia of the day:

Makybe Diva is the first horse to win three Melbourne Cups.

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!
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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 04:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Hey there if you’re still around, Smerk!
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 04:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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When you’re alone and life is making you lonely you can always go… DOWNTOWN
When you have worries all the noise and the hurry seems to help I know…DOWNTOWN
Just listen to the rhythm of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon lights are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your worries, forget all your cares and go
DOWNTOWN
Things will be great when you’re
DOWNTOWN
No finer place for sure
DOWNTOWN
Everyone’s waiting for you.

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 04:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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*sigh*
This is not a good day to have no-one to talk to.

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Mort
Posted: 01 November 2005 04:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’m here dude! Feeling a little rough because i didn’t get in till 5am this morning smile, staff night out last night, hehe!

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 04:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Morning, love.
Have a good time?
Sleep with anyone you shouldn’t have?

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Deediddums
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Morning people! Indeed, Mort - manage to keep it in your pants wink

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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Hey Dee!
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How’s life?

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Mort
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Er, no, I have officially turned into a male-slag.

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Mort
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Not too proud of myself today….

*Looks at the floor in shame*

I think a bout of celebacy may be in order.

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Deediddums
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Hahaha! Oh dear Mort was it the same girl? Im good Boo, Had a super weekend, how about you?

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Boo
Posted: 01 November 2005 05:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Oh, Mort!
What are we going to do with you?

Dee, weekend was up and down. Was quite good until we found the hamster had died.
Now I’m tired, my hand hurts, and I’m overloaded with work.
So I’m quite grumpy.

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