http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0A8KGMgq8
Okay, I looked and studied the photo before scrolling down to the answer, and I concluded it must be a table owned by a (sex-crazed) male,
becasue look at the three candles on the setting: two are pointing straight up like erect penises and are blue, and the centerpeice is a pink vase, somewhat similair in shape to a vagina.
Anyway, I was wrong!
Dan, quite used to being wrong

