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Psychic uses Bible Book to predict incarceration of Paris Hilton
Posted: 29 June 2007 08:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Posted: 30 June 2007 03:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Posted: 30 June 2007 11:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Posted: 30 June 2007 12:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Dily - 30 June 2007 03:30 PM

The best way to add credibility is to forward everyone in your address book and add, “Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: THIS IS AMAZZING!!!111 4WARD TO ALL U NO!!111”

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Posted: 30 June 2007 01:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Posted: 30 June 2007 03:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Re:  Dear Divine Ms. Hilton:

Well, she is very beautiful to me, and evidently to many others, too, especially in her truck-washing outfit, but:

After watching her tape (on David Letterman, Thursday night, 6-28, of her appearance on Larry (Mr. Hard-Ball) King, the girl really doesn not have a single clue as to what reality is, or how she fits in to the overall scheme of things, or even that she herself is pretty damned ignorant of her own self.

Dan, who has defended Ms. Hilton all these past months, and now sees her in a pretty-darned different light; she should apply for a position as a moderator here, she might do quite well

(Oh, Dan, did you have to say that?)

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Posted: 30 June 2007 09:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Dan Jr. - 30 June 2007 07:02 PM

Well, she is very beautiful to me, and evidently to many others, too,

You have got to kidding me. The woman looks like a roast chicken. If she tried to have sex with me I’d rather kill myself tongue wink

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Posted: 01 July 2007 01:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Well I’m not sure about roast chicken but she is too skinny for me.  Roast chicken implies she might be good to eat but I don’t see more than a couple of ounces of meat on her anywhere.  Too many bones.

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Posted: 01 July 2007 03:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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What about a turkey?

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