You know, working together, all of you wonderful, creative, and deliciously devious folks, we can make a lot of money!

This is the big one, it will change our lives forever, I just know it!

Dan, dreaming of driving his Ferrari

PS:  for the fun of it, if someone tells me a good place to forward this, or wants to themselves, go for it, just pull out all the parts where I say I blatantly made it up.

The easiest way to spread the news is to send it via email to random people. Surprisingly enough this always works, people are so gullible these days… Like me

The best way to add credibility is to forward everyone in your address book and add, “Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: THIS IS AMAZZING!!!111 4WARD TO ALL U NO!!111”

Dily - 30 June 2007 02:30 PM

The best way to add credibility is to forward everyone in your address book and add, “Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: THIS IS AMAZZING!!!111 4WARD TO ALL U NO!!111”

And be sure to go to yahoo or mail.com and register an email address that your friends don’t know about!!!!

http://www.mail.com/default2.aspx

Type in: “Y0 j00, check d15 0u7, lmf40, r0flc0p73r”

Re:  Dear Divine Ms. Hilton:

Well, she is very beautiful to me, and evidently to many others, too, especially in her truck-washing outfit, but:

After watching her tape (on David Letterman, Thursday night, 6-28, of her appearance on Larry (Mr. Hard-Ball) King, the girl really doesn not have a single clue as to what reality is, or how she fits in to the overall scheme of things, or even that she herself is pretty damned ignorant of her own self.

Dan, who has defended Ms. Hilton all these past months, and now sees her in a pretty-darned different light; she should apply for a position as a moderator here, she might do quite well

(Oh, Dan, did you have to say that?)

Dan Jr. - 30 June 2007 06:02 PM

Well, she is very beautiful to me, and evidently to many others, too,

You have got to kidding me. The woman looks like a roast chicken. If she tried to have sex with me I’d rather kill myself

Well I’m not sure about roast chicken but she is too skinny for me.  Roast chicken implies she might be good to eat but I don’t see more than a couple of ounces of meat on her anywhere.  Too many bones.

What about a turkey?