My game system at home sounds a lot like Acci’s. With the addition of dice and cards. At work however the whole workshop is my game room. I can always find something to torture the others with. My favorite tool is superglue.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.