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Smerk

Posted: 25 October 2005 08:13 PM

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Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman

What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

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Razela

Posted: 25 October 2005 09:01 PM

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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

You would too if your name was GUALIAKDJIDHKNFKSDI

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Posted: 26 October 2005 05:01 AM

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Who the f*#k is Helen Keller?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 05:39 AM

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Posted: 26 October 2005 06:54 AM

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ah, well that answer my question, I was wondering about some of the jokes, but now I get them. 3 cheers!

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Posted: 26 October 2005 07:14 AM

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*Wags finger at all in forum, especially Alex, who should know better*

You bad, bad people, how can you make fun of the physically mis-fortunate?

*snigger*

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Posted: 26 October 2005 08:35 AM

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Mort - 26 October 2005 11:14 AM
*Wags finger at all in forum, especially Alex, who should know better*

You bad, bad people, how can you make fun of the physically mis-fortunate?

*snigger*

Oh now we’re making fun of sniggers too?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 09:32 AM

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Oh now we’re making fun of sniggers too?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 10:15 AM

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Smerk - 26 October 2005 12:13 AM
Snowy - 26 October 2005 12:06 AM
Charybdis - 25 October 2005 03:57 PM

Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman

What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

*adds Smerk to the list of women I’ve disappointed in life*

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Posted: 26 October 2005 10:16 AM

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Charybdis - 26 October 2005 02:15 PM
Smerk - 26 October 2005 12:13 AM
Snowy - 26 October 2005 12:06 AM
Charybdis - 25 October 2005 03:57 PM

Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman

What??? could someone explain, please?

It’s just one of those bad sexist jokes stating that women can’t drive…I’m really surprised at Chary for putting that one in, too.

*adds Smerk to the list of women I’ve disappointed in life*

Do you know any women who arent on that list, chary dear?

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Posted: 26 October 2005 10:21 AM

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Not many. You looking to join up?

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