The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.“

MoH friends are like herpes: once you have contracted them, you can’t get rid of them…..

If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

MoH friends are like herpes: once you have contracted them, you can’t get rid of them…..

What’s an Eng & why does it have it’s own land?