The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

MoH friends are like herpes: once you have contracted them, you can’t get rid of them…..

The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

MoH friends are like herpes: once you have contracted them, you can’t get rid of them…..

If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.“