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Posted: 25 June 2007 04:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 56 ]
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Accipiter - 25 June 2007 03:54 PM

So, what about some lists of worst movies ever made?

At least, out of the ones I’ve actually seen…

1. Ankle Biters (No contest about being the worst!  The others here are in no particular order.)
2. Python
3. Boa vs. Python
4. Blood Diner

There are many others to add to the list, but the exact titles escape me at the moment.

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Posted: 25 June 2007 04:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 57 ]
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I really couldn’t stand Apollo 13.  I attempted many times to watch it, b/c people told me it was “so good”...but I couldn’t get through more than an hour or so before I started to pass out from sheer boredom.

I have turned off very few movies w/o finishing them…I know there are at least 2 others, but I can’t remember them right now.

I have found some movies just plain stupid…and won’t watch them again.  Other movies just aren’t GOOD ENOUGH to watch again.  It’s not that they’re stupid, or even that the story was bad…they just were…“okay”.

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Posted: 25 June 2007 07:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 58 ]
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I am in agreement here with Maegan.

To me, a movie is good if, while I am watching it, I forget about everything else in the world, and I don’t start squirming in my seat waiting for something to happen.

Dan, thinking maybe those crotchless panties are a pretty good idea…........

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Posted: 26 June 2007 05:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 59 ]
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Accipiter - 25 June 2007 03:54 PM

So, what about some lists of worst movies ever made?

Well… being a connoisseur of bad horror movies, I’ll just mention a few.

For really bad bad movies, the worst I’ve seen is The Last Horror Movie. We were watching it at one of our Movie Nights, and we ended up turning it off after half an hour. It was so tedious.

For wonderful bad horror movies, I vote for Frogs, Blood Gnome, Voodoo Academy, A Bucket of Blood, and Rats.

We recently got The Rats (aka Deadly Eyes), which involves daschunds dressed up in rat costume. I have high hopes for it.
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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 60 ]
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Boo - 26 June 2007 05:49 AM
Accipiter - 25 June 2007 03:54 PM

So, what about some lists of worst movies ever made?

Well… being a connoisseur of bad horror movies, I’ll just mention a few.

For really bad bad movies, the worst I’ve seen is The Last Horror Movie. We were watching it at one of our Movie Nights, and we ended up turning it off after half an hour. It was so tedious.

For wonderful bad horror movies, I vote for Frogs, Blood Gnome, Voodoo Academy, A Bucket of Blood, and Rats.

We recently got The Rats (aka Deadly Eyes), which involves daschunds dressed up in rat costume. I have high hopes for it.
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I thought that House of 1000 Corpses was AWFUL.
My friends and I turned it off after the first 30 minutes or so.
I’m sure Rob Zombie is a genious and all, but that movie sucked.
.. in my opinion smile

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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 61 ]
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I suppose that we should distinguish between “bad movies that are entertaining to watch due to their badness” and “Bad movies that are just unwatchable”.

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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 62 ]
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I did - wonderful bad, and bad bad.
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“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 63 ]
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I know, Boo.  That’s what brought that distinction to mind.  You’re just naturally adept at evaluation of badness.  wink

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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 64 ]
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Truth.

Hmmm…
A bad movie that’s entertaining because it’s bad would be…
Ah, Dracula 2000. I laughed a lot during that movie.

A bad movie to avoid because it’s bad would be From Justin to Kelly.
Right, guys?! *Nudge nudge*
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Posted: 26 June 2007 06:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 65 ]
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(Truth to what Accipiter said about.. yadda yadda yadda) smile

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Posted: 26 June 2007 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 66 ]
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Oh, I DID like Dracula 2000 (w/ Jonny Lee Miller??).

...Just checked IMDB, yes it’s the one with JLM.  I think he’s so hot…that’s the only reason I picked it up at all.  (Rented it for free when I worked at the video store.)

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