The foot puns are pretty arch. Well, some of them are corny.
Meanwhile—my brother had a pretty nasty incident at Six Flags a couple of years ago. Basically, the ulnar attachment of his biceps was ripped off, and the muscle ended up in a lump near his shoulder. Some 6 or 8 operations and a few years later, and he’s still in chronic pain, but has regained most of the movement (whenever he extends his wrist it also deviates—it’s a long story, but for over a year he had no wrist or hand extension at all).