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Girl’s feet severed on amusement park ride
Posted: 22 June 2007 06:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Ah man I was just really getting into it and you cut me off at the knees.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 06:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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The puns in this thread are the stuff of leg-ends.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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I need a smiley that has a bag of popcorn in it’s hand..    *sitting back watching the show*

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Posted: 22 June 2007 06:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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You can only pull a leg so hard you know.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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So Stargazer do you admit that you are defeeted?

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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You kneed to get a life… raspberry

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Hey I just feel you have to stick it to big business, you give them an inch and they take a foot or two.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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The foot puns are pretty arch.  Well, some of them are corny.

Meanwhile—my brother had a pretty nasty incident at Six Flags a couple of years ago.  Basically, the ulnar attachment of his biceps was ripped off, and the muscle ended up in a lump near his shoulder.  Some 6 or 8 operations and a few years later, and he’s still in chronic pain, but has regained most of the movement (whenever he extends his wrist it also deviates—it’s a long story, but for over a year he had no wrist or hand extension at all).

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Seriously Stargazer, how would you feel if the shoe were on the other foot?

In some of these cases the defendant will claim that the victim was partly liable for the injury.  In this case, I think Six Flags has sole responsibility.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Well, the park has been on its last leg (...) for a couple of years now, and the upkeep has gone waaay downhill. The family will definitely sue, and the park might be under new management soon…

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Posted: 22 June 2007 09:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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A small chimp could probably win that case for the family. Bit hard to lose when your wee girl’s got no feet tongue wink


After they win she can go out for a celebration and get legless.

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