The foot puns are pretty arch. Well, some of them are corny.
Meanwhile—my brother had a pretty nasty incident at Six Flags a couple of years ago. Basically, the ulnar attachment of his biceps was ripped off, and the muscle ended up in a lump near his shoulder. Some 6 or 8 operations and a few years later, and he’s still in chronic pain, but has regained most of the movement (whenever he extends his wrist it also deviates—it’s a long story, but for over a year he had no wrist or hand extension at all).
Seriously Stargazer, how would you feel if the shoe were on the other foot?
In some of these cases the defendant will claim that the victim was partly liable for the injury. In this case, I think Six Flags has sole responsibility.
Well, the park has been on its last leg (...) for a couple of years now, and the upkeep has gone waaay downhill. The family will definitely sue, and the park might be under new management soon…