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Posted: 22 June 2007 10:13 AM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/06/19/1954977.htm

Student stages robbery to wipe bad grades

A 16-year-old Berlin student was so worried he would have to repeat a year at school because of poor marks he convinced two friends to storm his class and steal the report cards with his bad grades.

“The student probably honestly believed that he could avoid repeating the school year if he made the report cards disappear,” a spokesman for local police said.

The youth sat quietly at the back of the classroom as the two masked robbers, aged 14 and 15, burst in and threatened his teacher with a steel bar if she did not hand over the reports.

After grabbing them, the two tried to flee but dropped the reports as other students leapt to defend the teacher.

The two were arrested close to the school, and told police their friend had devised the raid because he was afraid of flunking a year.

Police would not reveal what incentives the youth had offered the pair to carry out the robbery, adding the youths faced legal consequences once investigations were over.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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More teenage retards!!  raspberry

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Posted: 22 June 2007 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Wow…that was the most ill-thought out plan in the history of ill-thought out plans.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 05:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Yeah, I would have hacked the school’s computer system.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 05:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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He didn’t think that the school could have just printed out another report card????    Makes me glad I’ll probably be 6 ft under by the time that generation gets around to being in power.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 05:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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To make bad grades disappear you could also study and turn them into good grades, but that would be work, prison time is so much easier and looks good on a resume or as you fancy people say CV.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Retards.

He gives real criminals a bad name tongue wink Hardly a master-plan, this. Steal report cards which are stored on the computer system. Evidently thinking ahead isn’t this kid’s forte.

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Posted: 22 June 2007 08:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Everyone seems somewhat surpirsed that this kid could be stupid enough to have such an idiotic plan and should have thought of the alternates.

Well, if he wasn’t stupid enough to think this would work he presumably wouldn’t have had to do it in the first place!

And we can only guess that the friends who helped him out also weren’t getting very good grades…

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