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HOLOGRAPHIC DISCS: LifeWave in sheep’s clothing?
 
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Posted: 10 September 2007 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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You’re supposed to use a four-blade lawnmower, David, for that real rugged manly look.

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Posted: 10 September 2007 02:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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Posted: 10 September 2007 03:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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Posted: 10 September 2007 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Posted: 13 September 2007 02:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Warren Hanchey has the following catalog of SCAM “holographic data disc” products:

  1.  An “action” disc (for improved strength and endurance),
  2.  A sleep inducing disc,
  3.  A weight loss disc, and
  4.  A pain relief disc

http://www.8ight.com/category_s/41.htm

That sounds like an exact copy of LifeWave’s SCAM product catalog.  How low is this guy Hanche?  I mean, he has to SCAM people using his former employer’s SCAM playbook almost exactly.

What’s next, Hanchey?  A DefenseDisc that gives a surgery free face lift and protects against malaria and hearing loss, and restores eyesight, just like LifeWave?
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Posted: 13 September 2007 03:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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RICH LANG SAYS THAT WARREN HANCHEY’S 8ight HOLOGRAPHIC DATA DISCS ARE “NOT EFFECTIVE.”

Although www.holographicenergy.com is currently dark, Google still has this cached version of that website as retrieved on Sept. 7, 2007:

    Please note, that I have returned to using the LifeWave

    Patch System. The holographic discs were not effective

    for me, nor those I had test them.


    Please go to www.energyrich.com for LifeWave Patch

    information and www.Healthynews.info or

    www.MaxGXL.com/richlang for the incredible new

    MaxGXL Glutathione Product.

Gee, and here these holographic data discs come with so many testimonials, and a video featuring a guy with a PhD in something or other that “proves” the discs work, don’t they?

So was Rich Lang being dishonest when he was hawking the holographic data discs, or is he being dishonest now?  You decide.
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Posted: 13 September 2007 11:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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Doesn’t this guy know that if you really want to convince people you have to use the word “quantum” at least once in your product description.

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Posted: 14 September 2007 12:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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“I wear my HOLOGRAPHIC DISCS while watching Quantum Leap reruns on the Sci Fi channel, so you know they work!  My television reception is perfect.”

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Posted: 18 November 2007 07:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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So, can we conclude in the finest style of TV’s “Mythbusters” that this one is…

                          BUSTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 18 November 2007 09:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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Tah - 14 September 2007 04:53 AM

“I wear my HOLOGRAPHIC DISCS while watching Quantum Leap reruns on the Sci Fi channel, so you know they work!  My television reception is perfect.”

I never saw the last episode of Quantum Leap but my flatmate was sincerely disappointed.

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Posted: 04 August 2009 05:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Holographic discs are coming out of the woodwork!

The new thread is here:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/10252/P11/

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