Yeah, you’re right it’s some third-rate bowler who didn’t even play in the series who made the comments, my aplogies to Mr Ponting & Co. Apparently it’s to do with Polo mints, this has been alleged before by other teams (not just at us by the way) and it’s not illegal even if Jones did do it.
Ooh, a dagger too! Man, that does sound like fun.
Last Christmas I bought Christian a set of Japanese swords (I forget all the proper names). They aren’t very sharp, I think they’re just supposed to look pretty but I’m sure they would do some damage if you wanted them too. Not that I would. I mean, I’m just saying you could. If you wanted too. But I wouldn’t.
Thats like the swords we were using, potentially very dangerous but because they are blunt you would have to actually WANT to hurt someone. ALthough one of the guys in the class hit one of the girls in the crotch, she was fairly miffed. Ours were rapiers. Apparently its very good excercise for the thighs and ass (and judging by how mine feel this morning I well believe it) so I was thinking I might try and persuade the instructor to make an excercise video with me “Rapier Way to a Better Butt” whatcha reckon?!