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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Morning folks, how are we all today, except for Nettie of course who has made her form clear already poor dote

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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WHAT?!! I’ll have to check that story out, jeez, what is wrong with Ricky Ponting, he’s such a bad sportsman. Fair enough they’ve just whooped the world XI team (But then considering this is a team which doesn’t ever play together, there’s not much surprise there!), but to accuse us of things like that makes me sick. Grrrrrr! I say let him face another few overs from Harmo and Freddy with no protective clothing, just as punishment. Have you a link to a story reporting this?

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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I read in our local rag so I’m not too sure if I can find a link. I’ll try though. The gist of it all is that they use a breath mint to make their saliva ‘sugary’ and then they rub it on the ball to make it reverse swing (which I may add isn’t even illegal!)

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Hi Dee! *hugs*

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Sorry Mort, it won’t let me see the article without buying a subscription. I’ll try another paper and see if anyone ran a similar story.

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Heey Deeddi!

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Ok babe, got a link to another artlicle.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,16984438%255E5001505,00.html

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Posted: 21 October 2005 02:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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In this one they say that it was only Nathan Bracken who made the comment but the article I read implied the whole team had made the accusation. Not sure which is correct.

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Posted: 21 October 2005 03:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Hey Netti, hey LaMa! My stage combat module was brilliant, we were doing sword fighting! Pulled so very many muscles though

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Posted: 21 October 2005 03:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Sounds like so much fun Dee!

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Posted: 21 October 2005 03:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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It was! Plus the instructor singled me out and taught me a proper sword fight no one else got to do. It had a spin in it and everything. The boys were all jealous…and a little scared!

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