Woman Named Butts Charged With Toilet Paper Theft
(CBS) MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they’re chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

“She’s facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper,” Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV in Iowa about Suzanne Marie Butts. “See, I can’t say it with a straight face.”

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