Another Blonde Joke
Posted: 19 October 2005 11:24 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.” She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.” (See image)

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Posted: 19 October 2005 11:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny funny….

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Posted: 19 October 2005 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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lol, an oldie but a goodie! (I shouldnt have said goodie…)

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Posted: 19 October 2005 01:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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That was a good one, actually don’t think I’ve heard that one before.

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Posted: 19 October 2005 01:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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....There’s also the blonde who needs a 710 cap for her 32 ounce….320 Z (NISSAN)

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