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The Chain Letter of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians
Posted: 19 October 2005 06:55 AM   [ Ignore ]
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The Chain Letter of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians

1. WITH CHARITY ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE This epistle comes to you from Philippi. Grace be to you and peace. Spiritual gifts will be delivered unto you within four days of receiving this letter—providing you in turn send it on.

2. This is no joke. Send copies to whomsoever among the gentiles or superstitious peoples of other denominations you would comfort in all their tribulation. Do not send material things. Charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.

3. While visiting the Household of Stephanas, a Macedonian proconsul received the epistle and was greeted by his brethren by a holy kiss. But he broke the chain, and now he is become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal.

4. Gaius bestowed all his goods to feed the poor, and gave his body to be burned, but it profited him nothing. He failed to circulate the letter. However, before his death, he received the unleavened bread of sincerity and truth.

5. Do note the following: Crispius had the gift of prophecy, and understood all mysteries, and all knowledge, and had all faith, so
that he could remove mountains. But he forgot that the epistle had to leave his hands within 96 hours, and now he is nothing.

6. In A.D. 37, the epistle was received by a young Galatian woman who put it aside to copy and send out later. She was plagued by various problems: thrice she was beaten with rods, once she was stoned, and thrice suffered shipwreck. On the last day of these occasions, she spent a night and day in the deep. Finally, she copied the letter. A trumpet sounded, and she was raised incorruptible.

7. Remember: Believeth all things, hopeth all things. The chain never faileth.


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Posted: 19 October 2005 09:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Funny thing is, if that letter were true, All the Christians would take it seriously when in reality, it was nothing but a joke…..

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Posted: 19 October 2005 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Rockin’ the old school chain letter!

I get atleast 100 of these in the inbox a week, ugh.

And no matter how many times you tell your family and friends they just KEEP sending them for whatever reason.

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Posted: 19 October 2005 02:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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My mom sends them to me all the time. I never send them on.  They go in the virtrual trash bin.

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