Pretends typical bad British rainshowering weather
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
LaMa - 19 October 2005 09:51 AMPretends typical bad British rainshowering weather
Likely Lama, but lets face it Naked Nymphs look better in the rain!
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
* Takes shotgun and shoots nymphs *
(Sorry, I am in a bad mood.)
Hey! They were my nymphs!
2-15-15 9-19 1 19-16-15-18-11 7-15-4-4-5-19-19 15-6 13-9-7-8-20 Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
*Kneels down next to body of nearest Nymph*
Why God? Why, couldn’t you have taken me instead?
Damn you Lama! I was just getting her number!
Boo - 19 October 2005 09:56 AMHey! They were my nymphs!
So what?
* kicks over picnic baskets, bangs head against tree, says some very gross words *
Don’t know if this will work, made me laugh though!
LaMa, stop being mean.
rats.
* takes tranquilizer *
* calms down *
