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Man blames health drink for unwanted erection
Posted: 06 June 2007 04:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Renquist - 06 June 2007 07:54 PM

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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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If they told me they were going to have to calm my erection down, I’d probably ask, “Okay, sweet, so do I get to pick between the nurses, or is there a lottery, or what?”

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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Stargazer - 06 June 2007 08:19 PM

If they told me they were going to have to calm my erection down, I’d probably ask, “Okay, sweet, so do I get to pick between the nurses, or is there a lottery, or what?”


Nurses don’t take kindly to that tongue wink

You’d wind up getting your goolies shaved with an open-bladed razor. By a nurse with big stubby fingers.

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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Doesn’t matter, he sees what he wants to see when getting a shave

Kinda OBE thing.

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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Stargazer - 06 June 2007 08:19 PM

If they told me they were going to have to calm my erection down, I’d probably ask, “Okay, sweet, so do I get to pick between the nurses, or is there a lottery, or what?”


Nurses don’t take kindly to that tongue wink

You’d wind up getting your goolies shaved with an open-bladed razor. By a nurse with big stubby fingers.

You never know:  I once had a really cute nurse, got friendly with her. . .and eventually married her.  So if you want to try your luck, Stargazer, go ahead.  Just remember that these are the same women who help out during castrations of sex offenders and things like that, so if you annoy them. . .

I could also tell you about an amusing personal anecdote involving the subject of this topic, myself, some vitamins and that same nurse who I married. . .but for the sake of propriety, I think I’ll refrain.  wink

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Posted: 06 June 2007 04:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Yikes!  Me no needs none of that!

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Posted: 06 June 2007 06:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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And the moral is: If your going to break your leg just so that you can see a nurse that you really like, make sure you get her and not the ugly one :D

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Posted: 07 June 2007 04:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Article with photo, putting a face to the victim

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Posted: 08 June 2007 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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What would BD say if he were here? ^_^

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