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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Yo, Mort!
Fancy a cuppa?

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ooh, i’d love one thanks. White, no sugar please.

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Hey guys

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Just in time for tea.

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Hi Dee. Cuppa?

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Mort, how am I going to get this to you?

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Put it in a jiffy bag, i’ll have it in the morning and i can microwave it. Either that or pour it down the phone.

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Hmmm. I have no jiffy bags.
If you sort of suck on your phone cable, right…

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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* inserts phone receiver into mouth and sucks hard*

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Don’t electrocute yourself!

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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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But it should be tea-flavoured.
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Posted: 18 October 2005 06:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Boo - 18 October 2005 10:22 AM

But it should be tea-flavoured.
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*Regurgitates about two hundred mile of copper wire*

Mmmm Tea. Thanks!

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