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British Police Dog Emulates Real Cops
 
Chuck
Posted: 17 October 2005 02:18 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Lazy British Police Dog Relieved of Duties

ROTHERHAM, England - Buster the German Shepherd could have had a great career as a British police dog had it not been for one flaw: his complete lack of interest in fighting crime.

The canine cop took early retirement after bosses at South Yorkshire Police noted his poor motivation

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Posted: 17 October 2005 02:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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aww that’s so sweet! I hope they gave him a good pension!

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Posted: 17 October 2005 05:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Animals, like people, have different personalities.  It’s not surprising that something like this would happen, just cute.

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Posted: 18 October 2005 09:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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My aunt is from Sheffield!

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I’m loving the puppies.
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Posted: 18 October 2005 09:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Wow, Maeg!
big surprise
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Posted: 18 October 2005 05:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Lack of drive and motivation?
Making friends with drunkards?

That dog was playing Bad Cop, probably smoking reefer on duty.

Anyway, nice to hear that he went to a good home, just hope they can support his habit.

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