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thunder
Posted: 17 October 2005 02:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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This guys got all he needs…
beer,
loo roll,
beer,
oh, dont forget the wife!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/amjam/WhiteTrashSurvivalKit.jpg[/IMG]

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Posted: 17 October 2005 05:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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That looks like a gay old time to me.  Some people just know how to live.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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Posted: 18 October 2005 09:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Thats sooo fake…
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Robin Bobcat
Posted: 21 October 2005 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Don’t forget the mustard.

I have to agree on fakeyness.. Most people don’t have that wide a variety of beer in their house. People buy one brand and stick with it, so having four different brands (one of which is lite) makes little sense.

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thunder
Posted: 21 October 2005 12:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 21 October 2005 03:58 PM

Don’t forget the mustard.

I have to agree on fakeyness.. Most people don’t have that wide a variety of beer in their house. People buy one brand and stick with it, so having four different brands (one of which is lite) makes little sense.

lol, my bro drinks 2 types of beer, my dad has a different one, my mum drinks vodka and coke occaisionally, and I have my adorable bicardi (sp?). I guess we have an above average alcohol intake smile

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Posted: 23 October 2005 08:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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...If the beer was just floating about they may have nicked it.  Besides, all the beer is reflected pretty well in the water.  And it’s a roll of paper towels they’ve got ...could be used for the toilet…but might be a bit scratchy.

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