This is so cool!
My sister is a bit of a whizz at making kids party cakes and I’ve told her that this is what she’s making for my hubby’s next birthday!
The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
Hopefully it won’t be a Skoda, though!
Remember, a Dragon is for life!
No, I think it’ll be a mini Levin. He’d be most upset if it she did make a Skoda…
He even fills up the engine!
“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
That advert’s great.
Matt gets hypnotised every time it comes on…
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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
I like how the “oil” is golden syrup
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
I think that car would be a bit easy to break into, no need for breaking a window just eat the door!
I am the Malfunction!
Because dignity is overrated anyway
I was fascinated when I first saw that advert. I couldn’t believe it was a real cake!
“We are wise to avoid association with those who hide their identity in Internet chat rooms.”
- The Watchtower
The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”
I love this advert when it comes on, it’s a pretty immense cake!
If you can’t handle someone at their worst,
You don’t deserve them at their best.