A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer
Smerk the cutest dragon Lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist In Western Australi
Little Accipiter loved that girl enough He told her jokes and crazy facts And other forum stuff
Smerk the cutest dragon: Traveled cross the sea, To hunt her prey in foriegn lands, And snuggle with Acci!
Smerk the cutest dragon Is getting married now they say Though little Accipiter Has yet to name the day.
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Nice one Shar!
The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
never heard that before, very good!
If you can’t handle someone at their worst,
You don’t deserve them at their best.
good joke i like it when the little man wins
Beerrun all we need is a 10 and a fiver a car, keys, and a sober driver
My dad used to tell that joke when he was drunk, ah those were the days.
“No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.” When humanity forgets the importance of art, art will forget that humanity exists… - Me / 2004
never heard that before, very good!