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Antoll MA
Posted: 22 May 2007 09:54 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Every year on June 6, a gathering takes place in Th
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MadCarlotta
Posted: 22 May 2007 10:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Wow, it’s like Alien Week here on MoH or something.

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Charybdis
Posted: 22 May 2007 10:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Why are aliens automatically gods?  If there’s one thing that television and the movies have taught me, it’s that aliens only want to use us as incubators for their larvae.

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab
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Posted: 22 May 2007 10:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Because most major modern religions are essentially Sky Cults, so our unconcious minds are wired to associate and attribute godly powers to things that come from the sky.

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Renquist
Posted: 22 May 2007 10:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Charybdis - 22 May 2007 02:30 PM

Why are aliens automatically gods?  If there’s one thing that television and the movies have taught me, it’s that aliens only want to use us as incubators for their larvae.

They came through a Stargate therefor they’re Gods tongue wink

 

At any rate, asking themk to come down here isn’t a good idea. They’ll eat/ enslave/ sell pointless trinkets to us. I propose a bigger “Go Away Aliens” festival. When we’re ready to meet them we’ll do it in our own time. Leave us be, aliens!

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Slender Loris
Posted: 22 May 2007 11:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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MadCarlotta - 22 May 2007 02:12 PM

Wow, it’s like Alien Week here on MoH or something.

Thats what I was thinking. If you run an alien website is it required to make it look as unofficial as possible? Maybe they should ask the aliens to re-design their webpages.

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Unfairly Balanced
Posted: 22 May 2007 11:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Spam Out Of Space!

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“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
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Charybdis
Posted: 22 May 2007 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Ooh, that’s one of my favorite Lovecraft stories. smile

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab
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Posted: 22 May 2007 12:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Ask aliens to come

If I have to believe all those stories about abductions, bound naked people and probes, I would think you don

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Posted: 22 May 2007 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Charybdis - 22 May 2007 02:30 PM

Why are aliens automatically gods?  If there’s one thing that television and the movies have taught me, it’s that aliens only want to use us as incubators for their larvae.

Because they - these UFO-cult-leaders - are all loosers that copycat Von D

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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
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Unfairly Balanced
Posted: 22 May 2007 01:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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bloody favoritism

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Renquist
Posted: 22 May 2007 01:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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