Damn you Raz, I wish you had never told me about this. Your CIA connections to my radio are one thing, but this “secret” thing is too much.
I do not have CIA connections damn it!! (though I do know what you’re radio dj’s are going to say due to my innate ability to read into people’s personalities and therefore be able to guess the topics they enjoy talking about).
*hides in terror from agent Razela*
Hiding does no good.
No one in my family is in the CIA! No me, and not either of my parents, damn it! Besides, I know my dad’s not in the CIA because he’s done work for them before. Obviously he can’t be contracted if he’s already in it.