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Two Blondes and a Lake
 
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Posted: 04 August 2005 01:09 PM   [ Ignore ]
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There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, “How do I get to the other side?” The other blonde yelled back, “You’re already on the other side!” 

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Posted: 04 August 2005 05:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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That was funny when Alex posted the comic.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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Posted: 04 August 2005 07:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Okay, I’m laughing more at Citizen’s quips than the jokes themselves…

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Remember, a Dragon is for life!
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Mark-N-Isa
Posted: 09 August 2005 05:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I think you’re just “into” his signature! tongue wink

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!
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thunder
Posted: 09 August 2005 08:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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i liked that one!
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If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.
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Posted: 09 August 2005 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Mark-N-Jen - 09 August 2005 09:32 AM

I think you’re just “into” his signature! tongue wink

Not true, Mark.  I’d posted that when I had signatures turned off, so I had no idea what Citizen’s signature was!  Although it is pretty good…:)

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Mark-N-Isa
Posted: 09 August 2005 08:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Thought you might like that…

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!
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