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12 October, Wednesday
 
Accipiter
Posted: 12 October 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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When do you start your New and Improved Schedule, Maegan?

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Nettie
Posted: 12 October 2005 07:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Thanks Smerk.

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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No probs, Nettie.

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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A guy who owns a pet shop, and sells ‘Burberry style’ caps, bandannas and jackets for ferrets has been threatened with legal action from Burberry.
He also does ferret-sized football kits.

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Nettie
Posted: 12 October 2005 07:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Who the hell would want to dress a ferret in a bandanna?

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Who’d want to dress a ferret, full stop?

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Who’d want to dress?

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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*runs about nekkid*

Woo!  Woo!  Woo!

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Accipiter
Posted: 12 October 2005 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Okay, I’ll stop that now.

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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LOL Acci, calm down!

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Posted: 12 October 2005 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Who the hell would want to inflict Burberry upon a por animal who will have no say in the item of clothing. I hope Burberry sue his ass off, but then Burberry in turn go Bankrupt for inflicting horrible chavvy-clothing on this world. Just like my avatar is sporting!

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