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Posted: 11 October 2005 05:43 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Posted: 11 October 2005 05:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Sorry i wasn’t there for a while, went looking for jobs on DEFRA web-site, found one in my area for controlling and reporting on Ruddy Duck populations. Right up my alley, except for two things:

1) No driving license as yet.

2) No Shotgun license, actually a required field!

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Posted: 11 October 2005 05:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
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Sick of your work, then?

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Posted: 11 October 2005 05:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Gut meuning…..

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Posted: 11 October 2005 05:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Hello there, LaMa.
*hugs*
How’re you today?

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Boo - 11 October 2005 09:55 AM

Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
grin

Sick of your work, then?

Have been since I started, only took up the position because:

A) Is one of the few good-ish paid jobs in Scarborough that doesn’t involve working in a factory.

B) Is easy.

I am, afterall a Marine Biology Graduate.

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Mort - 11 October 2005 10:06 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 09:55 AM

Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
grin

Sick of your work, then?

Have been since I started, only took up the position because:

A) Is one of the few good-ish paid jobs in Scarborough that doesn’t involve working in a factory.

B) Is easy.

I am, afterall a Marine Biology Graduate.

Yeah, that’d make sense.
Go and do marine biology, then.
Freelance marine biology.
grin

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Boo - 11 October 2005 09:58 AM

Hello there, LaMa.
*hugs*
How’re you today?

Reasonable. How about you?

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Boo - 11 October 2005 10:10 AM
Mort - 11 October 2005 10:06 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 09:55 AM

Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
grin

Sick of your work, then?

Have been since I started, only took up the position because:

A) Is one of the few good-ish paid jobs in Scarborough that doesn’t involve working in a factory.

B) Is easy.

I am, afterall a Marine Biology Graduate.

Yeah, that’d make sense.
Go and do marine biology, then.
Freelance marine biology.
grin

Would love to, unfortunately I am restricted by the fact that I have NO money, NO boat, and a small child otherwise i’d be off to Australia with NO hesitation to work on Barrier reef.

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Mort - 11 October 2005 10:16 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 10:10 AM
Mort - 11 October 2005 10:06 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 09:55 AM

Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
grin

Sick of your work, then?

Have been since I started, only took up the position because:

A) Is one of the few good-ish paid jobs in Scarborough that doesn’t involve working in a factory.

B) Is easy.

I am, afterall a Marine Biology Graduate.

Yeah, that’d make sense.
Go and do marine biology, then.
Freelance marine biology.
grin

Would love to, unfortunately I am restricted by the fact that I have NO money, NO boat, and a small child otherwise i’d be off to Australia with NO hesitation to work on Barrier reef.

Put your child on eBay and buy yourself a boat with the profits…..  wink

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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw

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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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LaMa - 11 October 2005 10:23 AM
Mort - 11 October 2005 10:16 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 10:10 AM
Mort - 11 October 2005 10:06 AM
Boo - 11 October 2005 09:55 AM

Ok….........

‘Ruddy Duck’ is such a good phrase.
grin

Sick of your work, then?

Have been since I started, only took up the position because:

A) Is one of the few good-ish paid jobs in Scarborough that doesn’t involve working in a factory.

B) Is easy.

I am, afterall a Marine Biology Graduate.

Yeah, that’d make sense.
Go and do marine biology, then.
Freelance marine biology.
grin

Would love to, unfortunately I am restricted by the fact that I have NO money, NO boat, and a small child otherwise i’d be off to Australia with NO hesitation to work on Barrier reef.

Put your child on eBay and buy yourself a boat with the profits…..  wink

....wonder what the going rate for a British male aged 7 months is….
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Posted: 11 October 2005 06:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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WTF?

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