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Posted: 10 May 2007 09:44 AM   [ Ignore ]
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This that is

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Posted: 10 May 2007 10:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I reckon it’s usable for other orifices too….

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Posted: 10 May 2007 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Damn, blocked for sex. I take it this is NSFW?

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Posted: 10 May 2007 11:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Slender Loris - 10 May 2007 10:54 AM

Damn, blocked for sex. I take it this is NSFW?

It´s not NSFW.

Maybe there is the word “oral” somewere that triggers your over sensitive filter.

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Posted: 10 May 2007 11:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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This thread could be merged with the oral sex one.  Did I say that?

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Posted: 10 May 2007 02:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Two oral sex topics at once?


That thing wouldn’t look out of place in some kind of Amsterdam sex shop.

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Posted: 10 May 2007 03:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Oh. My. God. $30 for that stupid thing? Anyone else think the caller was paid to say that its so great?

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Posted: 10 May 2007 03:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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More QVC screwups

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Posted: 10 May 2007 07:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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That wasn’t sex…I don’t know what my works filter was thinking.

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