This that is
“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
I reckon it’s usable for other orifices too….
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
Damn, blocked for sex. I take it this is NSFW?
Three out of four, that aint half bad…
Slender Loris - 10 May 2007 05:54 PMDamn, blocked for sex. I take it this is NSFW?
This thread could be merged with the oral sex one. Did I say that?
Remember, remember… I am the ONE.
Two oral sex topics at once?
That thing wouldn’t look out of place in some kind of Amsterdam sex shop.
“We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.”
Oh. My. God. $30 for that stupid thing? Anyone else think the caller was paid to say that its so great?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste very good with ketchup.
Do not enter a battle of wits unarmed.
NEVER play leapfrog with a unicorn.
More QVC screwups
That wasn’t sex…I don’t know what my works filter was thinking.