“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush

Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.

“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”

“I have CDO. Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!”

“My chief task has been to conquer fear” - Houdini

“We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.”
- Voltaire

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”

When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.

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“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”