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When it is suitable to say F***
Posted: 09 October 2005 05:51 AM   [ Ignore ]
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There are only 11 times in history where the “F” word has been widely
considered as acceptable for use. They are as follows:-


11. “What the f*** do you mean we’re sinking?“

Captain E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic 1912


10. “What the f*** was that?“

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945


9. “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?“

Custer 1877


8. “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.“

Einstein 1938


7. “It does so f***ing look like her!“

Picasso 1926


6. “How the f*** did you work that out?“

Pythagoras 126BC


5. “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?“

Michelangelo 1566


4. “Where the f*** are we?“

Amelia Earhart 1937


3. “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!“

Noah 4314BC


2. “Aw c’mon, who the f*** is going to find out?“

Bill Clinton 1999


1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this f***ing mad!“

Sadaam Hussein 2003

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Posted: 09 October 2005 06:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Haha…very funny.

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Posted: 10 October 2005 05:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That, Thunder, was very good…...lol…

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Posted: 10 October 2005 05:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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What did Davy Crockett say at the Alamo????

“Where the F*** did all these gardeners come from????“

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Posted: 10 October 2005 05:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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That was a low blow, Stephen.

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Posted: 10 October 2005 06:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Not sure what you are talking about…It’s a joke here in Texas….
and a funny one at that….!

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Posted: 10 October 2005 07:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I feel stupid, but I can’t figure out what Einstein did in 1938. Didn’t he come up with the theory of relativity around 1915?

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Posted: 11 October 2005 01:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Bush, G Jnr, 2004: “No-ones gonna give a F**k if we invade Iraq.“

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Posted: 11 October 2005 01:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Had to be done i’m afraid!

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Posted: 11 October 2005 01:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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LOL
So it’s inappropriate to say f*** at random, like me?
Oh. Huh.
I blame the Scottishness, then.
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Posted: 11 October 2005 02:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Im Irish we say feck, it doesnt count as rude.

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Posted: 11 October 2005 03:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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...I’ve also heard non-American English speakers say it “fook,“...

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