It’s probably that too.  I know I’ve been bored when I’ve had to go in there for long periods of time.

Maybe it should be boarded up, then.

Anyway, how is your day?

Hmm…ask me at the end of the day.  So far it’s been one of those days where I can’t complete a sentence without the phone ringing.

Want me to call up the telephone company and see if they can disconnect your line for you?

  That’d be nice.  Probably cause a few problems with other people in the office, though.

Or there are these little things that the FBI and such people use that divert incoming calls to random numbers, or give a “We’re sorry, but the number you have dialed has been disconnected” message.  They only take a few seconds to install.

I need one of them…Grr…second time this morning that the person has hung up after I’ve answered.

Next time, you should hang up before you answer!!!  That will teach ‘em a lesson!

I’ve done that (accidentally) on occasion.

I’ve done it intentionally on occasion.

So, is there a particular reason for you being so busy today (aside from the obvious fact that you are Smerk, and therefore everybody would naturally want to call you up), or is it just one of those days when for some odd reason everything happens at once?