Why not to flirt.
Posted: 05 October 2005 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I bet you will all know where this is going about three lines in.

ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween

party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to

the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she

argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and

there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping

soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still

early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she

thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he

acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon

spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance

floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little

feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he

left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him

go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After

more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and

she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate

intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and

put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was

sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he

had. “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

Then she

asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even

danced one dance.

When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we

went into the spare room and played poker all evening.” “You must have

looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she

said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, “Actually,

I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life !!

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Posted: 05 October 2005 03:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I heard other variations of it….It comes from an urban legend…But the one you just told is new to me….and gross, lol..

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