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Posted: 29 June 2007 08:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 250 ]
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To whom it may concern,

Thank you for all your input so far on this topic, and I hope to talk to you more about it when I get back from a vacation.

http://www.near-death.com/jokes.html

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.

“I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”

“Our policy here in heaven is to reward results,” God explained. “Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?”

“Well,” the minister had to admit, “some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”

“Exactly,” said God, “and when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed.”

Thank you,
Tim

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Posted: 30 June 2007 07:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 251 ]
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So that’s what my girlfriend is going when we go for a drive.  I’ve always wondered….......

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Posted: 10 July 2007 06:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 252 ]
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To whom it may concern,

Check this out if you have the time.

The Largest and Most Comprehensive Ghost Conference the Paranormal World has Ever Seen is Coming to Gettysburg
July 20-22, 2007

http://www.ghostworldconference.com/

Please fill free to reply.

Thank you,
Tim

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Posted: 11 July 2007 03:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 253 ]
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Ghost’s have conferences?!

Is there a list of speakers spookers available? Do they have field trips to unhaunted houses?

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Posted: 11 July 2007 07:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 254 ]
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David B. - 11 July 2007 03:59 AM

Ghost’s have conferences?!

Is there a list of speakers spookers available? Do they have field trips to unhaunted houses?

LOL

I don’t know, but I want to live in a world where they do!

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Posted: 11 July 2007 07:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 255 ]
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MadCarlotta - 11 July 2007 07:08 AM

I don’t know, but I want to live in a world where they do!

Tonight on HBOO...

19:30 America’s Least Haunted,
20:30 My So-called Afterlife,
21:00 Six Feet Under,
22:00 PSI: Miami,
23:00 Film: The Winter Ghost,
00:50 Film: Ghoul, Interrupted.

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Posted: 11 July 2007 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 256 ]
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David B. - 11 July 2007 07:46 AM
MadCarlotta - 11 July 2007 07:08 AM

I don’t know, but I want to live in a world where they do!

Tonight on HBOO...

19:30 America’s Least Haunted,
20:30 My So-called Afterlife,
21:00 Six Feet Under,
22:00 PSI: Miami,
23:00 Film: The Winter Ghost,
00:50 Film: Ghoul, Interrupted.

wink

Don’t forget that they’re showing the horror movie Alive. cheese

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Posted: 11 July 2007 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 257 ]
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LOL LOL

You two just made my day! smile

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Posted: 11 July 2007 02:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 258 ]
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Tah - 11 July 2007 01:07 PM
David B. - 11 July 2007 07:46 AM
MadCarlotta - 11 July 2007 07:08 AM

I don’t know, but I want to live in a world where they do!

Tonight on HBOO...

19:30 America’s Least Haunted,
20:30 My So-called Afterlife,
21:00 Six Feet Under,
22:00 PSI: Miami,
23:00 Film: The Winter Ghost,
00:50 Film: Ghoul, Interrupted.

wink

Don’t forget that they’re showing the horror movie Alive. cheese


And the love story “Dawn of the Dead”

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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Posted: 11 July 2007 04:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 259 ]
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gray - 11 July 2007 02:30 PM

And the love story “Dawn of the Dead”

Yes, a man could quite go to pieces over Dawn!

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Posted: 14 July 2007 11:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 260 ]
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I’m glad to see everybody is still here.

Maybe people are finally starting to understand, just like this person does:

“I understand. I even took the time to understand because I wanted to. It is certainly in my best interest to understand because if I find myself dead and still thinking I want to know what my options are.”

It never hurts to have a back up plan.


I wonder if there would be anything wrong with asking one of the patients of BrainGate, to try my idea and see if they could put pressure on the doctors to take it to the next level.

Thank you,
Tim

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