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Posted: 04 October 2005 06:54 AM   [ Ignore ]
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*phew*

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Posted: 04 October 2005 06:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Made it with only a small amount of cuts and bruises.

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Posted: 04 October 2005 06:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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There’s a stout fellow, Mort.
*slaps Mort on the back in a bluff and hearty manner*

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hi Ho!

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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ESPECIALLY not foundation Boo, its harsh!

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Excellent!
All present and correct?

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Oooh, that is a little bit on the mean side.
Not even concealer or anything?

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Huh. I went to empty my tea dregs into the plant in the corner, and one of the monkeys (not the Monkees) fell on my head.

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I reckon I will try and sneak through some concealer. When I did my wine tasting course they wouldnt let us wear perfume and I always forgot. Im a fiend for breaking the rules I tells you!

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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You’re a rebel, all right!
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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Uh-Oh Dee, they’ll be upon you like a ton of bricks. Why aren’t you allowed to wear make-up and stuff?

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Posted: 04 October 2005 07:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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It led to an amusing incident where everyone at my table was convinced all the wines smellt of marzipan except me cause I couldnt smell my own perfume and it put them WAY off track. Mwahahaha *laughs eviley at the knowledge that all the middle aged potential wine buffs were denied another opportunity for nasal victory!

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