The lizard and the monkey
Posted: 04 August 2005 10:10 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?”

The monkey says; “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend!”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry, and that he’s going to get a
drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
the side.  He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.  He then explained how his mouth
got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
the river, he fell in.

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.  He walks into the
jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says: “Hey, MONKEY!”

The Monkey looks down and says ” DUDE!...... how much water did you
drink…?!”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 10:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Oldie but a goodie…..Love that joke!!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 10:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That’s cute.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Back at the riverbank, the lizard is still sitting there hacking up water when a gorilla wanders by.

“Hey lizard!” calls the concerned gorilla, “Are you alright?”

“Aw shit!” wails the lizard, “I’ve shrunk!”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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That does not compute… is my lack of experience with marijuana the reason I don’t get this joke?

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Posted: 04 August 2005 08:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LOL  Good joke!

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Posted: 05 August 2005 02:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Smerk - 05 August 2005 12:39 AM

LOL  Good joke!


So Smerk,

Was the “Good Joke” in reference to the monkey-lizard story…

OR

Was it for Citizens self-proclaimed lack of marijuana experience?

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Posted: 05 August 2005 02:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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raspberry In reference to the original joke.  Although I have been chuckling at Citizen’s other quips to Stephen’s jokes…

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Posted: 17 August 2005 11:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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So anyways…

Where’d you say this tree was?

oh oh

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