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Did you think I was going to:
Mess up and delete everything? 1
Do a super-spiffy job? 6
Mess up and accidentally injure myself? 7
Go to sleep? 4
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Thursday, August 4th.
 
Nettie
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Boo, will you bake me a cake?

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Mort
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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We have that rule at our place, except everyone goes to Morrisons and buys big buckets of Brownies, ginger-bread men, coconut logs (which kick ass!) and other treats. I didn’t though cause i’m a poor little skank.


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Nettie
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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I was going to cheat and buy a cake but I couldn’t find one to fit my poor ass budget at the moment so I’ve resorted to making one. Out of a packet mind you, but honestly, who can really tell the difference?

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Boo
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Of course I will, nettie.
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It’ll have to be sent down the phone line, though…

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Mort
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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I couldn’t. I like cakes of all varieties mind. Off for lunchy now!

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Nettie
Posted: 04 August 2005 05:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Just make sure it’s one you like coz I think you and Matt will be eating most of it!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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MMMMM lunch. Getting very hungry now and I still have an hour to go before eating time

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Boo
Posted: 04 August 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Famous chocolate fudge brownie it is!
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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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It’s a little early for lunch, I suppose…

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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And now I have to address and stuff envelopes.
AGAIN!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Is the time that you see on posts set to GMT or something? Or is the system clock off on Alex’s server?

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