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Did you think I was going to:
Mess up and delete everything? 1
Do a super-spiffy job? 6
Mess up and accidentally injure myself? 7
Go to sleep? 4
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Thursday, August 4th.
Posted: 05 August 2005 05:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1068 ]
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I thought about that too much…now m head hurts and I havent even stapled it

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Posted: 05 August 2005 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1069 ]
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Mine hurts because all the wobbling is making me sea-sick.

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Errrrrrrrrrgh.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1070 ]
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I’d better find my staple-puller quickly.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 05:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1071 ]
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Try stapling your ear to the wall - see if that keeps your head steady

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Posted: 05 August 2005 05:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1072 ]
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I’m afraid it might shake the entire house, instead.  I don’t think I have eyeball-stapled-to-skull-stapled-to-wall insurance coverage for this building.  It would have added an extra $20 to the premiums.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1073 ]
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Mmmm!  Dawn is breaking, the birds are singing, and the dulcet aroma of rotting seaweed is wafting along on the breeze.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1074 ]
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The glory of morning.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1075 ]
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Who fixes the dawn after it breaks?  They obviously do a shoddy job, since it keeps on breaking again.  We need to drop their contract and find somebody more reliable.  Or are there problems with the labour union?

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1076 ]
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Actually apparently the tender process is a shambles, they keep going for the cheapest contractor but then because of budget extensions and what not it seems to get delayed. Not to mention the snag lists.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1077 ]
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Tsk, tsk.  I say we just cancel the whole program.

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Posted: 05 August 2005 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1078 ]
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Well, now that it’s getting to be daylight, I suppose I ought to go see what sorts of mischief I can get into elsewhere.  You have fun trying to achieve the status of Senior Member (only about 130 or so posts to go, I think!).  And be sure to get the latest in Dead Pigeon news from Boo when she returns.

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