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What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!
 
David B.
Posted: 09 March 2007 10:15 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A collection of the funiest things seen on IRC.

Including…

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava? 
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? 
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind 
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... 

And so many more!

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Boo
Posted: 09 March 2007 10:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Hehehe.
I love that site.
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Unfairly Balanced
Posted: 09 March 2007 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!

I wonder if prices of keyboards go up due to increased demand or go down because they make more of them.

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Madmouse
Posted: 09 March 2007 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!

Dunno, but if you sit thousands of monkeys in front of keyboards, I’m pretty sure you get MoH…
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Smerk
Posted: 09 March 2007 07:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Madmouse - 09 March 2007 02:03 PM

What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!

Dunno, but if you sit thousands of monkeys in front of keyboards, I’m pretty sure you get MoH…
wink

Oook?

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FrostBird
Posted: 10 March 2007 05:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Smerk - 09 March 2007 07:11 PM
Madmouse - 09 March 2007 02:03 PM

What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!

Dunno, but if you sit thousands of monkeys in front of keyboards, I’m pretty sure you get MoH…
wink

Oook?

The monkeys in my head agree.

They also wish to note that sleep-deprived IRCing is much more fun.

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 10 March 2007 08:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Smerk - 09 March 2007 07:11 PM
Madmouse - 09 March 2007 02:03 PM

Dunno, but if you sit thousands of monkeys in front of keyboards, I’m pretty sure you get MoH…
wink

Oook?

Translation:  “Who are you calling a monkey?  I’m an orangutan!”

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 10 March 2007 05:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Trouble is http://www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours.

There isn’t even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop.

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…”“ - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 10 March 2007 05:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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DJ_Canada - 10 March 2007 05:45 PM

Tomalak: Trouble is http://www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours.
Tomalak: There isn’t even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop.


Arggg didn’t mean to double post, was trying to Edit post =(

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…”“ - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”

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Unfairly Balanced
Posted: 10 March 2007 11:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Smart people talk becuase they have something to say.
Stupid people talk becuase they have to say something.

And why do you write?
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Youre not an alcoholic, you havent earned it - Ken Titus [Titus]

Sounds more like Cpt.Winters to Nixon in Band of Brothers.

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You can’t fetch far enough to beat reality.(Beasjt-2006)
A good search is never a waste of time.(Beasjt-2007)
My carma ran over my dogma
Real men don´t RTFM.
I´m mythchiefious.
Trust me.

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Posted: 11 March 2007 01:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Smerk - 09 March 2007 07:11 PM
Madmouse - 09 March 2007 02:03 PM

What REALLY happens when you sit millions of monkeys in front of keyboards!

Dunno, but if you sit thousands of monkeys in front of keyboards, I’m pretty sure you get MoH…
wink

Oook?

‘nuf said

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Smerk
Posted: 16 March 2007 08:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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And now that I’ve been browsing the archives of this site for a few days, I’ve found this gem:

livewire: I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles

I think we all would! smile

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