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Friday, the 30th of Sept….
 
Nettie
Posted: 30 September 2005 08:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Ran them off or ran them through with that big sword of yours?

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
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Nettie
Posted: 30 September 2005 08:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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So they’re just late then? Typical!

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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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LoL…....thats kinda perverted…....
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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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So how have you been anyway Stephen? Staying out of trouble?

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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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G/F is pissed at me because I wanted to sleep last night….
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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Has she exhausted you?

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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Chicks get pissed when they get turned down….
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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Maybe you should get married. Married people never have sex on a weeknight.

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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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It’s the best excuse ever!

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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Nettie - 30 September 2005 12:12 PM

Has she exhausted you?

No, it was midnight and I had a few beers…...I was tired…
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Posted: 30 September 2005 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Couldn’t she just entertain herself?

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