How to pick a lock with a banana
Posted: 01 March 2007 03:10 AM
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Picking a lock with a banana is easy. You simply hold the banana like you would a pistol, walk into a hardware stroe, and extend it out in front of you, saying “That’s the lock I want”..
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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:40 AM
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I’m with Carlotta here, gotta be yellow all over, and preferably have a few brown spots on. That’s a sign that all the cellulose has turned to sugar and the banana is at it’s sweetest.
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Posted: 01 March 2007 06:26 AM
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM
Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.
Yep, agreeing with LaMa here…
Now, this really heralds the end of the world I guess…...
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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:10 AM
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Razela - 28 February 2007 09:52 PM
Oh, and the real banana crime is that everyone eats them from the top. The bottom is the way to peel a banana. You don’t get all those stringy things that way.
Er… I think you’ve got bottom and top reversed. Most people open them from the stem end, which is at the bottom.
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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:22 AM
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Razela - 28 February 2007 09:52 PM
Oh, and the real banana crime is that everyone eats them from the top. The bottom is the way to peel a banana. You don’t get all those stringy things that way.
Er… I think you’ve got bottom and top reversed. Most people open them from the stem end, which is at the bottom.
I wasn’t going to say anything….....
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Posted: 01 March 2007 11:38 AM
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Of course, when you smoke those stringy things as I do. . . .
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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:36 PM
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N E O - 28 February 2007 11:33 PM
I fully agree, but a little too green and it is like eating wet chalk.
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Posted: 01 March 2007 03:51 PM
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Teh Monochrome - 01 March 2007 08:36 PM
N E O - 28 February 2007 11:33 PM
I fully agree, but a little too green and it is like eating wet chalk.
Why yes of course, I never make baseless comparisons.
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Posted: 01 March 2007 04:19 PM
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ok, ok I get it. Stem is on the bottom. See. It’s even more natural that bananas be eaten by the top rather than flipping it upside down.
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Posted: 01 March 2007 07:55 PM
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Robin Bobcat - 01 March 2007 08:10 AM
Picking a lock with a banana is easy. You simply hold the banana like you would a pistol, walk into a hardware stroe, and extend it out in front of you, saying “That’s the lock I want”..
*ducks!*
Er, wait. Maybe it’s not so funny. What’s a “stroe”?
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Posted: 02 March 2007 10:47 AM
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It is a European thing probably, they say and spell everything weird.
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