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How to pick a lock with a banana
 
LaMa
Posted: 28 February 2007 03:40 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Hoax?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXIjs4VUqg

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Posted: 28 February 2007 04:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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That mans voice annoys me smile

But I so wish I could pick locks with bananas…

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Posted: 28 February 2007 04:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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What’s wrong with his voice?  Oh, and the real banana crime is that everyone eats them from the top.  The bottom is the way to peel a banana.  You don’t get all those stringy things that way.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 04:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 05:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Nothing’s wrong with his voice, I think I’m just in an easily irritable mood.

I need to try sampling a nearly green banana eating from the bottom up…

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Posted: 28 February 2007 06:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

ew, are you serious? raspberry

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Posted: 28 February 2007 06:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

ew, are you serious? raspberry

Yes I am. It of course must not be very green, but still a bit green just before turning yellow. The flesh is a bit harder then, but the taste is at its best.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 06:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I fully agree, but a little too green and it is like eating wet chalk.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 07:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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LOL

Ya’ll are nuts! If I’m eating a banana it has to be yellow - a couple of small brown spots is okay, but not too many. Definately no green though.

If I’m baking with them, they need to be over ripe, but I wouldn’t want to eat one raw like that because I don’t like the texture.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 07:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

In most of the world, yellow is considered unripe. Bananas are supposed to be black.

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Posted: 28 February 2007 07:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

Yep, agreeing with LaMa here…
big surprise raspberry

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Posted: 28 February 2007 07:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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LaMa - 28 February 2007 09:58 PM

Another banana-crime is to wait untill the banana is yellow. A banana is at it’s top in taste when it is still slightly green.

In most of the world, yellow is considered unripe. Bananas are supposed to be black.

Yeah the ones I use for baking are almost black.

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