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Fortune Cookie!!!!!!!
Posted: 03 August 2005 04:11 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Click on the Fortune Cookie and recieve your fortune, then tell us what it said….

http://www.monkeyspit.net/fortune.php/

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Posted: 03 August 2005 04:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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They Know,  They ALL Know!!!  gulp

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Posted: 03 August 2005 04:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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You will die in a flaming car accident.

Now Stephen, if this really comes true, I’m going to make sure you feel really REALLY bad. raspberry

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Posted: 03 August 2005 09:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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the voices inside your head are real and they hate you.

NOOOO i thought jonny loved me… : (

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Posted: 04 August 2005 01:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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This thing must actually be REAL!!!


gulp


It told me I was “Named after my mom’s lover.”

*How did it know that I have the same name as my dad???*


big surprise

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 04:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Ouch! “Your mum told you she would love you forever. Guess what? She lied” That is a tad harsh!

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“Do you realise the sun doesnt go down, its just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 04:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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The voices are real and they hate me.


Sounds about right.

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Sir Stephen - 03 August 2005 08:14 PM

They Know,  They ALL Know!!!  gulp

Same as you Stephen. But then I knew that already, which is why i always carry an open ended, one way ticket to Brazil, in case they decide to act….

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 08:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’m going to be gang-raped in prison.
I’m changing my gender.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 09:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Citizen Premier - 04 August 2005 12:21 PM

I’m going to be gang-raped in prison.
I’m changing my gender.


Ha!!!!!  Thats freak’n funny dude!!!!

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Posted: 04 August 2005 09:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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A hideous death with much pain will come soon.

As long as it’s not my death, I don’t really care!

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I will die a horrible death and no one will cry.

I believe it.

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I’m loving the puppies.

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