Another Bush joke
Posted: 26 September 2005 10:08 AM   [ Ignore ]
Five Star Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  8139
Joined  2005-02-06

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. 
He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident”

“OH NO!”, the President exclaims: “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks…...: “How many is a Brazillion ??!”

 Signature 

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw

Profile
 
 
Posted: 26 September 2005 10:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  6453
Joined  2004-11-08

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  I love it.

 Signature 

I’m loving the puppies.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 26 September 2005 12:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
Five Star Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  5153
Joined  2005-01-11

aww, poor mr. president doesnt know that a brazillion is 3 times a million smile

 Signature 

If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 26 September 2005 01:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  56862
Joined  2005-02-10

LOL
Good one!

 Signature 

2-15-15 9-19 1 19-16-15-18-11 7-15-4-4-5-19-19 15-6 13-9-7-8-20
Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard

“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

Profile
 
 
Posted: 27 September 2005 12:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  366
Joined  2004-04-20

Reminds me of Bush asking if any black people live in Brazil.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 28 September 2005 08:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
Five Star Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  3687
Joined  2005-02-09

Thats great!!!!!

Profile
 
 
Posted: 30 September 2005 08:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
Administrator
Avatar
RankRankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  9365
Joined  2005-01-23

I heard that one last night, laughed my arse off.

 Signature 

The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

Profile
 
 
Posted: 01 October 2005 06:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
Senior Member
Avatar
RankRankRankRank
Total Posts:  629
Joined  2005-01-18

Best.  Bush joke.  Ever.

 Signature 

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Profile
 
 
   
 
 
‹‹ Who’s hungry?      Freaky Video ››