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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Hire a hacker to make it say you cant work and need a million dollars a day in sick pay….

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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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LaMa, that sucks.
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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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WaveOfMutilation - 26 September 2005 10:43 AM

Hire a hacker to make it say you cant work and need a million dollars a day in sick pay….

Ye-e-e-e-e-esss…
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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Boo - 26 September 2005 10:45 AM

LaMa, that sucks.
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It does.

It’s the outcome of a situation where politics felt too much people were in the WAO. Instead of considering why that is the case, they decided to setlle the problem by raising the standards for a WAO allowance.

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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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What is WAO?

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Posted: 26 September 2005 06:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Boo - 26 September 2005 10:50 AM

What is WAO?

Wet Arbeids Ongeschiktheid   -  Law on Labour Incapacity, the settlement for people that are declared medically unfit for work.

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Posted: 26 September 2005 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Thought i’d quickly dropm in to apologise for not coming back in, hi Lama & Matt btw, off for lunch after a very hectic morning.

Back soon.

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Posted: 26 September 2005 07:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Ok, Mort.
Have a good lunch!

LaMa: So it’s kind of incapacity benefit?

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Posted: 26 September 2005 07:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Boo - 26 September 2005 11:03 AM

Ok, Mort.
Have a good lunch!

LaMa: So it’s kind of incapacity benefit?

Yep, it is.

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Posted: 26 September 2005 07:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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I’m hungry.

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Posted: 26 September 2005 07:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Awwwww, when do you get to come home?

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