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Sharruma
Posted: 03 February 2007 12:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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hmm
no I’m sorry,
Chary might have been standing there on the grassy knoll
but that is no proof that he was the second gunman.

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 03 February 2007 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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No, but I understand there’s a grassy knoll near Crawford.  Chary, how’s your aim?


Gotta run—someone with heavy boots is on my front porch pounding on my door.

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Accipiter
Posted: 03 February 2007 04:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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That’s just the Girl Scouts, Joe, selling their cookies.

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LaMa
Posted: 03 February 2007 06:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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I have been told al the Moderators gather once a year on a secluded spot in California to worship a giant Fiji Mermaid statue and make a virgin sacrifice. It’s been rumoured that’s were Gabuhaha went missing….

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Smerk
Posted: 03 February 2007 11:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Well, that’s obviously not what happened…we went to Loch Ness and sacrificed Alex to Nessie. wink

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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 04 February 2007 12:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Accipiter - 03 February 2007 09:30 PM

That’s just the Girl Scouts, Joe, selling their cookies.

“Just”!!!!???  The Girls Scouts are behind the whole Illuminati plan for world domination.

You don’t actually eat the cookies, do you?  You’d better wrap your head in aluminum foil if you do!

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Accipiter
Posted: 04 February 2007 12:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Give in to them, Joe.  True, they may be diabolical, depraved, and evil, but at least the cookies taste good.  What does being virtuous have to offer instead?

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Posted: 04 February 2007 04:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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LaMa
Posted: 04 February 2007 05:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Accipiter - 04 February 2007 05:44 AM

Give in to them, Joe.  True, they may be diabolical, depraved, and evil, but at least the cookies taste good.  What does being virtuous have to offer instead?

Besides that, if you play it cool with them you’ll have great sex.

with those old enough of course

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Posted: 05 February 2007 04:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Damn when do the girlscouts come here?

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Posted: 05 February 2007 10:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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I think that LaMa got ‘em all already.

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