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29/01 - Happy Martyrs Memorial Day, Nepal!
 
Boo
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Oh, just the pictures.
Although getting a shot of me with my foot on its head might be a tad difficult.

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Okay, wtf is this place where my husband works?

They have a CHEF to cook lunch for them. Not a cafeteria, a CHEF.

You place your lunch order by 10:30am. There are menus…...

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Charybdis
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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What caliber does it take to down a bus?

Carlotta, I hate your husband.

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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omg and if you place your order before you leave for the day, they’ll have a hot breakfast waiting for you when you come in.

This is insane LOL

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Boo
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Bloody hell, Carlotta!
That’s the best work ever!

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Charybdis - 29 January 2007 08:35 AM

What caliber does it take to down a bus?

Carlotta, I hate your husband.

He doesn’t take the bus anymore - that was when he was working in Toronto. However, if he continues to behave like he did this this morning, he’ll have no choice BUT to take the bus, because I ain’t going out of my way to drive an ingrate in inclement weather mad

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Yeah, all this makes up for the pay cut.

And if they keep on growin the way they have been, he’ll have a nice bonus too, they have profit sharing.

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Boo
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Charybdis - 29 January 2007 08:35 AM

What caliber does it take to down a bus?

I dunno. I was just going to use a spork.

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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A spork would suffice on our city buses

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Boo
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Ok, I’m off now. See you guys later.

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Charybdis
Posted: 29 January 2007 08:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Bye Boo.

It looks like an interesting company, Carlotta.  Too bad I don’t have any of the skills or experience they’re looking for, but that’s the way it always is.  raspberry

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